The Internet has allowed the people to have access to information and experience many wonderful new things: viagra spam, home bomb making, 404 pages, teenagers slapping each other on youtube, macromedia plugins and appeals from disposed Nigerian ministers.
The greatest of these revolutionary feats of human progress are e-books. An e-book will contain content that is so good, no publisher was willing to touch it. They must have been intimated by the superior page design and outstanding editorial standards found in many e-books.
Because ebooks are of such astounding quality, people seem to email them to me all the time. Not even spammers, people that actually claim to know me. Some of them are even the authors.
Never wanting to be behind the curve, and due to my extensive academic and publishing contacts, I have managed to bring you three free exclusive e-books.
- How to lose weight - featuring our proprietary 3-step plan for easy and ecological weight loss.
- How to get a girlfriend - featuring our scientifically proven 5-step plan for finding a better class of woman.
- How to get a boyfriend - overcome shyness and snag your superman with our specially designed 5-step superplan.
Don't leave home without them. Shall we have some random keywords: free, exclusive, e-books, ebooks, greatest ebook ever.
<p>I have read the "how to get a girlfriend" e-book, but I don't agree with the 4th item in the list.</p>
<p>p.s. when does the second edition come out?</p>
<p>"Get off your ass"... but, I don't have an ass! Or a horse, or anything.</p>
<p>Or did you mean arse, like it was supposed to be spelled? :p</p>
<p>totally agree
love the simple form</p>